niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
i-say-no-to-status-quo:
psy-che-del-ic:
liberatingreality:
This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
wow
oh
fabuloussfit:
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.
Ouch…. right in the childhood
vegetasvajayjay:
“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.
He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.
After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”
This……. is fucking awesome! You best believe Ima be doin that shit!
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
peabodysmith:
Jon Snow invented cunnilingus. The show’s told us that much. Beyond that, there’s something thematically important happening with female orgasms on Game of Thrones. When Podrick doesn’t get charged by the prostitutes, I’m thinking it might be because he independently invented cunnilingus.
This whole series is about the invention of cunnilingus. We’re all being distracted by the various quests to sit upon the iron throne, but we might be missing the larger story, which I believe they are hinting toward and gearing up for — the quest to sit upon Jon Snow’s face.
Which explains the title of George R.R. Martin’s sixth book in the Song of Ice and Fire series: Game of Jon Snow’s Face.
I haven’t read the books, so this is just a theory. What’s yours?
My dash just got really depressing out of nowhere…. So I’m gonna brighten it with this story! From the grocery store just a bit ago…. so here we go tumblr.
While I was putting my groceries in my car, a lesbian couple in the car parked across from me were arguing over who got to open the door for the other one. Both were in a complete standoff staredown, standing at the other one’s door. Finally, the driver seemed to give up and went over to her door. Right as she got to her door, she grabbed her girlfriend, threw her over her shoulder, and ran back tot he passenger side, threw her in, and ran to hop in the front seat.
So there you go tumblr. Be happy. There is an adorable little lesbian couple out there somewhere in Arkansas just being in love and shit. And you can’t resist a cute couple of any variety, especially gay…. I know you too well tumblr.